is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Did I show you my penis last night?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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