Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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