Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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