Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
