no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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