Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
As shirtless as possible
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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