haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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