even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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