fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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