I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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