hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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