Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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