why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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