The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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