Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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