I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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