a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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