Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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