Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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