I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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