So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
