awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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