Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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