her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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