know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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