i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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