the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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