so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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