I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
My dick has a subreddit
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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