I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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