just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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