It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize