He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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