I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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