how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
