You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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