I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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