do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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