in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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