So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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