Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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