Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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