Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
