Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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