just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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