well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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