Me too!
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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