We won't sleep together?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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