My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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