I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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