be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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