check it out our google latitudes are spooning
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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