Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Mom said you looked used
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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