sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
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