The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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