i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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