Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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